Name: Andrew Lorenzoni

Nicknames: Zoni

Date of Birth: April 26, 1985

Hometown: New Philadelphia, Ohio

Height: 5' 11"

Favorite Song:

Interests/Hobbies:

Pooping in brown paper bags then handing out candy from it to little kids.

Secret Superpower:

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Favorite Food :

?????? (Translated: Anything Italian)

Favorite Movies:

Dazed and Confused

Favorite Quotes:

"You guys are a bunch of slack-jaw p*@$#%^. This stuff will make you a sexual tyranosaurus. Just like me."

Things you like most about the team:

The Mexican

Favorite Ultimate Moment:

Bear getting nailed by the pull.

Anything else about you: