John Hildebrand
Theta Status: Alum
John got his start in life in a cold December. In second grade
he won a Medal of Honor for a daring midnight raid against enemy third
graders, where he delivered totalitarian class hamster "Mr. Fluffles"
his just desserts. After the legal and mental health issues had played
themselves out, John went to college, where he remains in a state of
good-natured surliness. He currently is teaching in South Carolina with his
wife
Draya.